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Arrested for raping a robot

he hired the hottest chatbot attorney.

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That old story, the fine print of life

consent the solitary issue.

Who schedules your weather?  

Did anyone ask for your absentee vote?

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Isn’t it complex enough already?

The robot had a faithful android dog

infested with transistor fleas & a

venomous bite, who recorded it all.

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A hung jury.